venerdì 30 agosto 2013

Home is where the toothbrush is

...my mum always used to say. M. took her words literally (and I mean literally the way this word should be used), so I now get a new toothbrush every time I go back.

Edinburgh never ceases to amaze me. There's something magical about it! My obsession with Scotland is probably something you all know about by now. Every time I go back, it's as if I had never left. The excitement starts kicking in way before the plane touches the ground. To be honest, it starts a couple of days before departure and quickly escalates to unbearable levels. There is no way back. You know you have been infected with what is scientifically known as the Caledonia fever if you have the following symptoms: insomnia, the urge of playing bagpipe music for at least a couple of hours a day, your accent getting stronger (and your voice lower, apparently), the need to mention Scotland/Edinburgh at least once every two sentences (the Scotch Tourette's syndrome). 

Regardless of how acute the symptoms are, it all gets better once the plane starts flying over the green pastures dotted with nice wee sheep. Your muscles relax, your breathing gets deeper and your mouth shapes into a wide smile. Once the initial state of quasi-Nirvana is over, you realise you need to hurry up and get rid of all the unnecessary clothes you were wearing and get ready to give a big hug to the welcome committee members who never fail to wait for you at the airport.

From then on it's all very exciting:

"Oh wow! The buses are so efficient and wheelchair friendly" (and "Oh no, they are 20p more expensive than last time I was here!").

"Oh, look at the grass! It's SOOOO green!"

"Oh, and the people are so friendly! They keep smiling at us!"


After stage 1 comes stage 2: the excited traveller and the welcome committee members reach their destination and while there is still room for amazement ("Oh, look at the flat! It's so tidy!), our minds  are already busy making plans for the rest of the holiday. These involve choosing at least one place where to eat every day (ranging from our favourite cafes to restaurants we have never tried and friends' homes). Once that is sorted and we have made sure that we are going to get sufficient food reserves for the next 5 months, we move on to stage 3: planning where to go and what to do (mind you, stage 2 and stage 3 very often overlap). 

I am probably one of the very few people on the planet who think that the food in Scotland is amazing. This is probably because I have friends who like eating and cooking just as much as I do. This time my top three dishes (in order of ingurgitation) were: 

- M. dad's strawberry & limoncello tiramisù
- C.'s scones for breakfast
- J's curry
- T's babaganoush 
- T.'s rhubarb and strawberry jam with plain yoghurt and cereal on top


While the highlights of the trip (excluding the culinary ones) were most certainly:

- the great weather (not one drop of rain in 7 days, would you believe that?!)
- the long talks and laughs (and the consequent sleep depravation which made everything even funnier)
- discovering new parts of Edinburgh (and going: "Aw, how come I had never seen this before!" My own answer to myself: "Because your sense of direction is as good as that of a toddler!")
- deciding to buy an island off the West coast and live there (the selling price - 3 million pounds - is just a minor detail not worth dwelling on).   

The down sides? 
NONE (if we exclude stage 4: having to leave - very early in the morning, may I add). 

The good news is that I am now well into stage 5: planning a comeback. As soon as possible.



sabato 10 agosto 2013

Do women really come from Venus?

It's been a while since I last posted anything...Life is just too busy or maybe I'm just too lazy! Things have been good here, although this is my first working summer. I can really tell the difference between my life now and my life as a student. If I go out during the week I start panicking about not getting enough sleep about 11pm already and if I go out on a Friday I start yawning and wanting to go to bed at about midnight. Does this just mean I'm sleep deprived or am I getting old?

Yesterday I went out with 3 couples of friends (yes, I'm always the odd one out, the only single in a group of people!) and we had a long and heated debate about relationships and the role of women/men. To be honest I was quite shocked about all the stereotypes that came out! I mean, is it really true that guys want their girlfriend/partner to also be their mother? Is it true that they wouldn't be able to do all the housework, were they left alone for a couple of days? I think it's not. I know many couples where guys do everything, from cooking to cleaning and ironing. Although it is true that many guys are spoiled (Italian guys in particular), I think it's often (not always) women's fault if guys don't help out enough. I know many girls who want to compete with their mother in law and wouldn't let their boyfriends do anything just to show everyone how good they are. Well, my dears, if you decide to act like this, then don't complain!

Same goes for girls who tell their partner: "You'll never understand our child as well as I do, because YOU didn't carry him/her for nine months. I DID!" EXCUSE ME?! Is it the guy's fault if he cannot get pregnant?!?

And another thing: all the girls in yesterday's group were convinced that a girl and a boy cannot be just friends. One of them must always be interested in the other. One girl even said: "Because if a guy does not show any interest in a girl...well...then we should start wondering about his sexual orientation!" Really??? To me that is just like saying: "Men are all predators and they will hunt any pray, regardless of the looks and the character". Isn't that sad??? And offensive too?? I think being friends with a guy can be so relaxing and so enlightening!  Or maybe I am just lucky to have some really amazing male friends. Thank you/gracias, J&J! :)

After having spent the whole evening on the guys' side (and becoming really passionate about their "cause"), one of the guys concluded that I am a wo-man (half and half). Now I just need to find a 
man-wo, forget about all the stereotypes and enjoy life!